Elena TuckerMy chubby little legs.I don’t like my body. I don’t like my face — granted, I’ve grown somewhat accustomed to it, but I hate how many wrinkles I’ve accumulated…Jun 123Jun 123
Elena TuckerDon’t bring home stupid — and please make sure they’re kind.I have two children, and when they became old enough to date, their father and I told them repeatedly one thing: don’t bring us home…May 124May 124
Elena TuckerIs love really all you need?I don’t exactly know where my responsibility starts and ends, and maybe I have no responsibility here at all. What do I tell a 20-year-old…May 64May 64
Elena TuckerThe Year of the ManateeEvery year, I pick out an animal and name the year in its honor. This is my own personal selection of animals, unlike the selection in the…Apr 124Apr 124
Elena TuckerIrish Wish — my scathing reviewEveryone seemed to want me to watch it. Number 1 on Netflix! So many reviews! It seemed harmless enough. I was in the mood to watch some…Mar 23Mar 23
Elena TuckerThe Willing ProphetProphets of the good Lord above are reluctant, in general. It’s understandable. People don’t like being told what to do. Furthermore, we…Mar 151Mar 151
Elena TuckerSherlock Holmes and the Dial of MediocrityWhen I was a teenager in high school, I would daydream — I wanted a hero to rescue me from my boring, humdrum existence. And not just…Mar 113Mar 113
Elena TuckerMost of my heroes are dead. The rest have restraining orders against me.MOST OF MY HEROES ARE DEAD … THE REST HAVE RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST MEMar 72Mar 72
Elena TuckerIt’s for the birds.Once our son moved out, we took the bird feeder (which is transparent, with suction cups) he had outside his upstairs window, and stuck it…Mar 22Mar 22