A**hole squirrels.

photo by Junichi Sato of a Japanese squirrel on Flickr

I’m going to start this blog with a succinct premise: Not all assholes are squirrels, but all squirrels are assholes.

I know what you’re thinking. What about those waterskiing squirrels? They are really entertaining and they don’t seem assholy at all. And we’ve all seen the TikTok videos of “I’ve rescued this baby squirrel and now we love each other and are inseparable.” Those are indeed the non-assholy squirrel exceptions, but…

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Elena Tucker

Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.