Dear Beyond Satire,

I knew there was (yet) another reason Jupiter Jones is my guru! (#fuckTonyRobbins) I had no idea about the relationship about the higher IQ & the square foods! Also, I have definitely have not had been eating (drinking) enough vegetables — you can tell this because I can still spell the word “vegetables” & the word “definitely.” Plus, the stoopid green vegetibles in my ttoofers make the childrens point & laugh st me.

Oooh, I fink I am geering enough with drinking veggies now! 👍🏼

Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.

Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.