Dear Christopher,

How do you think we feel? I mean, we tried to pay you money to keep the orange thing there, but you wouldn’t accept it. Then we tried to blackmail you’all. You’all laughed at us & said you liked your naked pictures of the Queen, & has plenty of your own. We tried to get you drunk & just leave the orange thing there, kinda like an accident, but you are all functioning alcoholics, & forcibly ejected Trumplethinskin back here. Thanks for nothing, UK!

Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.

Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.