Dear Christopher,

How do you think we feel? I mean, we tried to pay you money to keep the orange thing there, but you wouldn’t accept it. Then we tried to blackmail you’all. You’all laughed at us & said you liked your naked pictures of the Queen, & has plenty of your own. We tried to get you drunk & just leave the orange thing there, kinda like an accident, but you are all functioning alcoholics, & forcibly ejected Trumplethinskin back here. Thanks for nothing, UK!

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