Dear Jon,

This was ridiculously funny. I just woke up my husband because it’s 1 am here, & I was laughing too hard. By the way, it would have been funny at 4 in the afternoon, nothing to do with the time. Although most things become absurdly funny at 4 am, but that’s neither here nor Vermont.

Thank you, as always, for writing.

Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.