For reasons unknown even to me, I found this blog particularly funny. But all I thought of, at the end, was, you are so lucky to have a brother whose legs you can break!
I suppose I could make one up for a job where I am one of many. But I don’t, really, have one, so I would never think of going there quickly. Now all I want to do is make up a whole menagerie of siblings, like 7 or 8 of them, & give them names & personalities (odd & unusual for both) & they’ll always get in trouble & get me in trouble, even now, as adults… sorry, another tangent.