Dear Lizzie,

When you do find true & glorious meaning of life, please, before selling it for much $$$, whisper it to me!!! Sometimes I think it’s sex, then I think it’s to be of use & service. Then I think it’s to free all the butterflies or is it to eat all the butterflies or is it to eat all the butter? I’m not sure, so I eat the butter & take a nap & for some reason don’t lose weight.

I’d do anything to loose the weight — except diet & exercise! I kid because I love. But I digress. Where were we? Something about butterflies. I’m hungry & it’s late. Good night.

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