Dear Mr. Starlin,

I have read your article, sir. Carefully. Twice. No one will accuse me of being an uninformed voter. You, sir, have my vote.

Two things. 1) As you traverse this country (or as you walk across your street) to campaign, you should serve food. Americans like food. I like pickles. A lot of people like pickles. Please make sure to stock up on salty ones, they are my favorite. 😃. Thank you. 2) This one is serious. No one actually mentions it, but since I have a bachelor’s degree in journalism, I’ll let you in on a little secret. The people don’t have a RIGHT to know. You can read the U.S. Constitution front to back & not see that phrase. (Actually, you should read the Constitution as the citizen of this great country!) They do, however, have a great NEED to know, to make informed decisions to vote, hell, even to elect someone onto a school board, never mind issues such as the environment, food, economy, immigration, etc.

Boy, this sure got serious in a hurry. Sorry. All I meant to say is, you have my vote. I know you will make a better president than the orange thing in office now by the fact that you don’t take yourself seriously & can make a whole sentence.

Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.

Love podcasts or audiobooks? Learn on the go with our new app.