Dear Patrick,

I am so glad that you have the courage to see through big corporations’ cover-ups & conspiracies! Now we can have the truth which will lead to reckoning! The government will obviously want a piece of that pie, since they have dollar signs in place where the soul generally resides. Plus the rest of us now know where the virgins are! In space! Ha ha! Because not for long!

Very funny — thank you!

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