Dear Riddle,

Being a devoted follower of Batman, um… good to know. I guess. I mean, it’s like the get-away plan in case of Apocalypse for the ultra-rich. Not exactly anything I can do about it, not meant for me anyway.

As far as Stormy Daniels is concerned, I have a bone to pick with her (pun intended)! Did she ever, for a moment, consider the fact that now we can’t UNSEE the orange thing naked? It’s not like we weren’t a broken nation already, now we need (extra) collective therapy, too! I get that misery loves company, but this is waaay too much oversharing!

That said, I am strangely glad about Batman. A manly man, huh? Well, it’s what you have but how you use it that matters…