Dear Sarah,

I loved your article! It reminded me yet again why I fell in love with Kermit in the first place, all those years ago. Miss Piggy presented a bit of an obstacle, but I know people who know people … I’m afraid Miss Piggy won’t bother anyone else with her terrible French.

But what I didn’t realize, because I was just a child then, is that I have always loved the evil Kermit more. I’m not ashamed. You have shown me that it’s all right to be with your meme soulmate, even if he is evil. And a muppet. Maybe because of those things. Yes. I will burn this building down, Kermit, all in the name of love.

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