Done & done, Jon! We’ll put Denver on the map yet! I mean, it’s already on the map, it’s the metaphorical fashion map we have in mind. Print the ad & they will come. ‘Cause it’ll be a pretty ad and “they” are simple.

Traveling with kids is hell. Not like our fashion map in a metaphorical way — literal hell. The only time I have ever slapped my son on his diapered tushie was in a hotel. The good news is that the kids grow up & it becomes much, much, much easier to travel with them. But when they are little? A shit show. A stay-at-home vacation beats anything out there for children ages 1 day 7 years. A trip to the park, a movie, or maybe a Children’s Miseum of some kind that is within an hour’s travel — that’s it.

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