Dude! Where is my snow?

Looking out from my garage at the pathetic “blizzard.”

I am not angry. I am just really disappointed.

The much-anticipated weather system got to Colorado. But then, it stopped at a weed dispensary, and is currently in the Taco Bell drive-through, waiting for its order, forgetting what it came here to do.

It’s not that we didn’t get any snow. We did. Just not the blizzard we were promised. It may have passed us by — seems to be going south and then…