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Dear future followers who want me to follow them right back:

I do not mean to disparage anyone … uhhhh, actually, this whole blog is about disparaging a certain segment of people, so I should not lie — I DO mean to disparage them, and let them be forewarned.

Let me restart. I DO mean to discourage a great deal of people who want me to follow them when they really…