I don’t dance — don’t ask me!

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My dancing is singing.

I don’t care to dance. It’s like taking a bath — I do not prefer them. I love showers, baths do not relax me, they annoy me. Yet they are always on lists of people to tell me to relax. Just like they’re telling me to dance. Please don’t tell me to do that.

I don’t mean it like that. I love music. And I do a lot of dancing — in my car. It’s just that when I hear a…