I envy you — just a little. I mean, I wish I was 40% more workaholic & less … what? Nothing. Forty percent less nothing that I feel 100% of the time. I would give both of my pinkies (shit, I’d figure out a way to type) for a happy medium & let’s throw in a fucking unmixed blessing while we’re doing that! My grandfather used to say that he’d like to kill the person who invented weekends. That hard-working gene passed me by.

Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.