I simply have standards.

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I believe that snobbery has its place. In some ways, I, too, am a snob. Some people are just my intellectual inferiors, I’ll just say it to their faces. Bitch, please, life is too short to spend it in the company of stupid people.

Some chocolate, anything under 60% dark, may not apply to enter my tummy, because it simply will not be admitted by my mouth. You see, I get chocolate-induced migraines, so I can only eat a…

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Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.

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Elena Tucker

Elena Tucker

Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.

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