I thought to myself, “Self, this article cannot be funnier than its title.” I was wrong.

Jon Scott, you make me wish I wasn’t a writer but rather a publisher. I would then insist you quit your other day job, pay you obscene amounts of money to write full time & promote the hell out of your books all over the world. You, sir, are ridiculously good. I haven’t laughed this hard since … since I read your other articles! I am so jealous — but in a good way.

Thank you so much for sharing your writing! I don’t say that enough.

Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.