I don’t have Instagram or Facebook. There are many reasons for this — the main one being that “I DON’T WANNA!” But if I did, I wouldn’t put anything on them except for failures. I would make the anti-Facebook Facebook page and highlight the screw-ups and flubs and pedestrian day-to-day disappointments.

I’m fairly certain that both of these social media platforms are to show off the sanitized versions of life, the “we’re living our best lives” edited for only positivity non-reality. Well, not me. I would show the other side, the messy, dirty, unflattering side.