It’s not OK.

Photo by Walid Hamadeh on Unsplash

I saw an ad on The Food Network that declared, “You’re eating it wrong!” It showed a guy eating a slice of pizza from the crust end, and looking mortified. The Food Network then offered this helpful advice, “For everything you’ve been doing wrong, tune in …” Really? Why would I do that? I have been an idiot and have been cooking and eating all of this wrong my entire life and you will enlighten me on exactly how stupid and awkward I have been. No, please, do rub my…



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Elena Tucker

Writer and storyteller, immigrant, wife, mom, knitter, collector of jokes, lover of cheap, sweet wine.