Most of my heroes are dead. The rest have restraining orders against me.

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MOST OF MY HEROES ARE DEAD … THE REST HAVE RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST ME

Raising my children, I told them to not let sport stars or music icons be their heroes. I, myself, have tried to follow this sage advice, up to a point.

I don’t give many shits about movie stars. I don’t watch award shows — no, please, let the…