the scent of vomit and the threat of violence.
That is my favorite perfume! I’ve been trying to get it here, in the States, but to no avail.
Kidding! Please don’t send me any for my birthday, I actually stocked up last time I went down South.
Well, you know what they say (they being Samuel Johnson): “When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.” The city sounds awesome, truly!
However, I am getting a bit sick of hearing about Prince Harry & Meghan Markle. I honestly don’t care abound the irregularities of their bowl movements — we fought a little thing called the Revolutionary War, so we never have to be bothered about that! If you can do something, I’d appreciate it. After all, I’m doing my damndest to get rid of the orange thing in office here. You know, it’s only fair.